Tim Minchin - Rock & Roll Nerd
Laundry fail this morning.
If your load just finishes in the dryer, and if while putting clothes away immediately thereafter you discover a chapstick made its way into the wash, do not open it immediately. I have no idea why I did this, but I now have vanilla scented laundry with what looks like candle wax on my clothes.
Today I realized chapstick melts like candle wax in the dryer and spills EVERYWHERE when opened while still warm (DUH.) FML.